April Fools!

There is no ninth Rammstein album. No leak, no French studio engineer, no Pro Tools session. The entire story was an April Fools' prank by the lifad.world editorial team.

The cover was generated using AI, the tracklist is completely made up, and the "routine research into southern French studio bookings" never happened. The only real elements were the actual dates around the tour and hiatus. Everything else was creative fiction.

P.S. — If anyone from Rammstein is reading this: "Zerfall" would still make a damn good album title. Just saying.